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Here is a brief timeline of my life.

1982 - Born
1983 - Learned to walk/talk
1984 - Stopped shitting myself
1986 - Baby brother born
1987 -Started Kindergarten like a motherfucker
1988- Got glasses
1991- Another baby brother born
1993 - Started experience the joys of puberty
1994 - Braces
1995 - Moved to rural Michigan town
1996 - Started high school
1997 - Braces off
1998 - Driver's license!
1998 - Speeding ticket
1998 - Car crash
1998 - Lost driver's license
1999 - Driver's license!
2000 - Survived Y2K
2000 - Graduated high school
2001 - Had a kid
2002 - Jail, 17 hours of hell
2003 - Got married
2004- Had another kid
2005 - Got a baby nephew
2007- Had another kid
2008 - Got another baby nephew
2008- Had another kid
2009 - Survived swine flu
2009 - Had another kid
2011 - Almost got divorced
2011 - Got a baby niece
2012 - First baby brother died
2012 - Survived Mayan apocalypse
2013 - ???

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